"Smash"? LOL. Uh, I think I would put a shoe on first. And while I have enough time on my hands to blog this, at least I didn't have nearly enough time to set up and take the pic, process it, and post it. See it in large here (caution...if you do, you will dream of toenails tonight).
P.S. - You looked didn't you...See what I mean ?